Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and this isn't the Monday Morning Podcast. This is the special, the epilogue from last week's Monday Morning Podcast where yours truly, the wonderful host of this show that I even say truly yours truly promise that I was going to have Nia answer the question, the provocative question, the fuck list. So first of all, let's welcome the lovely Nia to the epilogue.

How are you? I'm great, Bill. Thanks for having me. Well, I thank you, Nia. That was very professional. What was that all about? Why was that so professional? I don't know. I do. Why? You did something when you were away. That was very guilty. Hello, Bill. How are you, person? What did me and I did something when I was away when I was a London? Okay, get your promo out. When I was in London shooting the pilot that I wrote, produced and directed for a possible travel show. I didn't I didn't write it and I didn't direct it, but I

did produce and host it. I'll take a compliment. Yeah, it's a travel, a travel show pilot. Okay, then I did with two friends. It was amazing. All about the, what the black experience in different parts of Europe are like.

Racist. Starting with London. What if I went all over? What if I went to Europe and did the white experience? Why don't you? I'll start in Germany. What's stopping you? Yeah.

But I don't know if you're going to be incorrect. That's right. Experience. Yeah. You don't need your papers.

You are so white, you need no papers. All right, the fuck list. Here's the question. Bill, I wake up at my girlfriend's house. She leaves for work. I love this guy. It gets right into it. I can't find my socks. They banged. She says I have some, just use mine and leaves.

All right. Now, first of all, why is this feet the same size first?

Who wants to look at your socks? I know, but I wear little, little, colorful, ankle socks like girly socks that most girls do. Most girls do. But I mean, maybe she has gym socks.

Except for those, those bitches, we saw last night in the crossfit thing. Why are they bitches? Just because I got to get you going here. We watched that on the ESP. They were awesome. These girls were rips.

Crossfit. These girls look like cornerbacks with titties. That's what they look like. That girl that one that that one round we saw didn't look like that. She looked really sexy.

Up top, up top. She looked like a roided up. Who said that girl you watch on? Oh my God. I ate too much. Help me. Biggest loser. Oh my God. I got to find it in my brain.

Jillian. She looked like a roided up. And then she had regular girly legs. And she had a nice little butt. And she had a great figure. She looks amazing. She was doing those muscle ups.

That's going to make your your shoulders and shit really big. But she didn't look right at that. She just looked muscular. Remember when Dennis Rodman wore the wedding dress. That's what she would look like a prom night.

No, I'm kidding. She was, I don't know, oddly sexy yet frightening. That's only because you know she could kick your ass. Oh, absolutely. Anybody could kick my ass. I have the worst hand-eyed coordination ever. I have heart.

I have that classic cut. I ain't going down. Hit me over there with a hubcap. I'll keep coming at you. But I swear to God, I took some martial arts classes. I literally they were saying what punch was coming. And I would still get hit by it. I just can't. I just can't.

I don't know. You took martial arts class. I've known I took martial arts class the way somebody comes up. I'm like I did stand up a couple of times and then consider some self a comedian. I'm no I went down.

It's a karate for a month and I don't remember anything. No, I went to a jujitsu class and it was like literally like literally fighting and it was pilot season. And I'm sitting there going like what am I doing down here? All right. I'm fucking I was already in my mid 30s. I don't give a shit how old you are. I mean by time you're in your mid 30s.

Somebody can come in with with a fucking the mailbox and just smash it over your head. You've done. I just did that for all the psycho competitive guys out there. Actually I'm 47.

All right. The fuck list. Why did you just fucking sign me out for no goddamn reason?

You can leave the timing of that right as I go back to it. So where were we though? Oh, he was. He was probably a put on her or fucking.

I was gonna say sometimes I. We get we would get our socks messed up. The like gym socks. So it is possible. No, no, no, but the second I went to put them on and went halfway up my foot.

I think these are yours. With this guy it's a viable option for him to walk around all day with his fucking lady sucks. Lady.

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