Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. I'm really sick, man. Sick and tired of the bullshit.

No, I don't know. I don't have COVID. I took the test. I just have a really bad headache and I feel like shit so I'm not doing the

podcast today I'll make it up to you all right so quit your fucking life Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday, September 12th, 2016, what's going on, how are you, this wonderful, wonderful football

Monday fucking morning.

I'm actually recording this Sunday afternoon,. I think I'm going to be doing this in like two different chunks. I'm going to do it before my show and after my show because I got to travel tomorrow and the podcast would be later than it usually is.

So unfortunately, because I've been on the road, I have not seen the UFC event yet, so I know some people asked me if I was going to be talking about it. I definitely will very excited to watch it

But I will not see it until I won't be able to talk about it until Thursday's podcast.

So sorry to all the fight fans who like to listen to me.

And my usual ignorant, completely not knowing what the fuck I'm talking about

way, talk about that

great sport so having said that it finally just dawned on me after living in

Los Angeles since 2000 fucking seven you know and also being there in the

late 90s that this is I'm finally it's finally dawning on me that we're actually finally going to have

a

NFL team out there which is great because maybe I can finally see my Patriots play

without having to fucking fly somewhere.

I could just go right down the goddamn streets, which would be tremendous for a man like myself sliding into 50 years old.

48 years old man I want to fucking do this.

I can't jump on another southwest flight to watch Tom Brady pick apart yet another

fucking defense in some God-forsaken stadium I want to go right down the street

like an old man right wearing my old man hat so I don't sunburn the top of my fucking bald head.

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