Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, September 30th, 2013. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? Did you have a nice weekend? I had a great weekend.

Do you like when somebody does that to you or they act like they want to know what your weekends like so they can just talk about their bullshit, you know? Do you guys have a nice weekend? I did. Well, let me tell you all some fucking shit I did. Hang on, let me get my juice. I gotta get my juice over here. So I stay regular.

Oh, fuck. God damn it.

You gotta be shit in me. I just spilled it all over my fucking drum kit. What an asshole. That Jesus Christ. Well, you know what? I had a great weekend.

Fucking weeks not starting off by time this podcast is over this place. It's gonna be all sticky. Really? Did it really have to fucking land there?

Juice gods. I just dumped it over again trying to set it not a fucking rug. Fuck. All right, hang on. I gotta hit pause here. Son of a fucking.

All right, I'm back. Jesus Christ. That once but twice. You know what an asshole. Doesn't it do fucking worse just owning shit?

I bet when you didn't own anything if you're young right now you don't own something you fucking spill some you don't give a shit. I'll get it later. I said I'll get it later.

Now I gotta be all concerned. Just fucking hilarious. You see this stuff I'm drinking. Spill it on the rug. It looks like God damn exorcist. There's like nothing left.

Christ, this was gonna be my breakfast. Yeah, I was in Chicago this weekend, right? So I ate like a pig because that's what you do there. You eat like a fucking pig and you grow a mustache.

Even though nobody has a mustache out there that I saw. And they weren't really fat either. But I got to work at the beautiful Chicago theater. Did two shows out there.

And I'm not gonna lie to you. It was a little overwhelming. That was I gotta tell you it's like Royal Albert Hall is something that I would try and compare to I took a tour that one time when I was out there in London for you Led Zeppelin fans.

Fans of Led Zeppelin if you watch that. That fucking video to which to me is a new one but it already came out 10 years ago.

That has all their concert footage that went from 1970. That's where that is filmed Royal Albert Hall. And as far as the states go, the closest thing that we have to that would be the Chicago theater. And I got to perform in it. And it was pretty awesome.

And that's the end of that story. I'm still fucking pissed about this. It was a great time. So I want to thank everybody for coming out there. And you know what sucks is I was so fucking overwhelmed. I forgot I was gonna sing when I came out there.

You know, I wasn't gonna come out and be like, now this kid only happened to a guy like me.

Boo, boo, boo, and only happened in a town like this. So let me say to each of you.

I could have done that. I could have had a great fucking time. I forgot because I was too busy going like, hey man, I gotta make sure I do a good job here.

I'm like one of these big ones. So anyway, you should probably ask yourself, hey, Bill, other than the usual effeminate aspects of your personality, why is it that you're drinking juice for breakfast?

Why is it? I don't know why, because I hate like shit this weekend. And then I don't know. I ate something last week that my, I don't know.

I don't know. My body treated it like a, a, a, a, a terrorist cell. It was like, we need to get these fuckers out of this country immediately.

And we don't care how many innocent people we have to take with it. All right. There's gonna be some collateral damage here. Okay.

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