Hey, what's going on is Bill Byrne. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, September

22nd, 2014. How you doing? How are you? Did you enjoy your weekend? Well, that's good.

I had a way to you responded. You see that? That's the new me trying to be a little more

courteous trying to listen to the listener. No, to the speaker. That's how much I interrupt

people. I actually call the other person talking the listener. I call the speaker the listener.

That's how I do it. Now it gives a fuck. Anyways, I got another goddamn busy week. I've

been writing on this show that I'm trying to get on the fucking air. And I'm not going

to tell you really what it is because it doesn't make a difference because most of them

don't end up making it. So, but I've been in the bubble doing that all fucking day and

then at night, I'm trying to go out and write some new jokes because I got some shows coming

up. I'm going to be in San Francisco. We just added another show at the Davies Arena,

whatever the fuck it's called. And so I appreciate everybody in San Francisco. I plan on kicking

the shit out of you and giving you your money's worth. So I've been going out like every

night here in Los Angeles trying to get up on stage somewhere, somehow, somewhere. And

I've been writing during the day, I got a fucking job everybody. I got a little pass-code

key. I come in, say hello to the fucking person at the desk. How are you? And I fucking

do the little swipey thing and I go in there.

Right? And I fucking go in there and I try to come up with some funny shit to add

to the other funny shit that other people are writing.

No, Jesus

It's actually been a lot of fun to be honest with you and I'm learning I'm learning to write

I'm learning how a script comes together which I never knew how to do it because I was too scatterbrained and

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