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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 9-21-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2017

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles quietly about Opioids, nerds and jamming.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:05.9

Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you late Wednesday night while

0:14.4

my daughter sleeps in the next F and room. Yeah, I got to keep quiet on this one. I got

0:20.9

to keep it down. Keep it down. Turned up the volume so I can whisper a little bit here,

0:25.9

I got to knock this fuck around. I got a tabrily for episode eight of season three, eight of ten,

0:32.0

we're 80% of the way there for all your math leats out there. Very excited starting to see the light

0:39.1

at the end of the tunnel before the horrific editing process begins and you know, we'll just be

0:48.1

working for another year and get everything all locked and I'll have maybe three days off and then

0:56.6

we'll start all over again. What's going on? How are you? How's your week going? Is it all right? I'm

1:08.4

actually, if I do the table read, I'm going to brighten some more shit and then late night I'm going to

1:14.4

be traveling up to Toronto where I'm doing three shows at the Sony fucking set up Toronto one of my

1:22.7

favorite cities. I like a nice small city. You know, everybody knows everybody's name. That's

1:26.9

what I love about Toronto. You know what I mean? It's not this fucking monstrosity with a ton of

1:30.3

traffic. Everybody down the earth. No, actually really like, you know, it's the biggest goddamn city.

1:37.2

You know, basically for people in the United States, all right? Who never look up when they're

1:43.7

walking around so they never see Canada, right? And you dumb like me where North to you is looking

1:49.5

up because you can't fucking, you have no spatial relation how you stand on this planet.

1:57.2

Otto was the capital of Canada, but Toronto is like, it's kind of like how Albany is like the

2:04.0

capital of New York, but it's all about New York City. Albany is a capital of New York state, I

2:10.1

should say. And sure they have the egg, you know, they have a fucking minor league hockey team. There's

2:16.4

a lot to like in Albany. Got some beautiful theaters. You know what I mean? They got that fucking we

2:23.2

used to build shit here before it all left, you know, for 30 years and now we're coming back around

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