Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Thursday afternoon Monday morning podcast just before Friday and I'm

Just checking it out.

It's going on. I'm going to get complaints from my neighbors because I got the fucking door open. I don't give a

Shit because it's hot today. Oh, it's a hot one. You know, it's fucking hot as shit, but I live in California and I'm not

Running the fucking AC. I'm doing my pot. You know, I'm doing my part for the fishies for the water that we steal or whatever.

You know, I'm fucking, you know, I'm doing what I can't that's all that's all you can do. That's all you can do. You know, you just do what you can.

Okay, just hope that the people at the top that don't give a fuck about anybody, but themselves and their bulls will maybe let something

Trickle down to you. That's right to you. Yeah, I've been I'm trying to do my part. You know, I was really fucking into that

Shit for a while and then I just like, you know what? Nobody else gives a fuck. I'm not trying and then I've kind of

Fucking grown up and I got out of it. I've sworn off bottom water. I'm not doing anymore. I walk around like like a fucking

Adult toddler. I got a giant fucking thermos and I filled that thing up before I leave and then I just go out and

I'm gonna take that thing on the road with me. I'm gonna sip from it though. There's no way I'm gonna sit, you know, drink from it when I'm on stage when I do my

Shows because it's got like this red dog dick tip. I get heckled enough as it is, but you know, you see that shit enough bottled water is used every

Year and thrown out to go around the whole fucking world or something. I think that's just our country. I don't know what this hippie told me.

It wasn't even a hippie with something on the Discovery Channel and so I'm trying not to do that and then I'm taking quicker showers.

Basically hose myself down like a dog and then I shut off the water. Then I then I soap myself up, relax ladies. Try to compose yourselves here.

And then when I'm done doing that, then I just rinse myself off and it's over because I'm sick of people going, you know, actually if you take a bath,

the use less water than if you're standing up. It's like, dude, a bath, you lay in in your own filth. You know what I mean?

It's fucking gross. Unless you're a hot broad with some fucking bubble shit going on, you're in there reading your little fucking book about the

Prince that's gonna touch the ladies clam after they kiss the horse with the frog there. Right. Then it's just gross. You're just a you're a fucking animal.

You know, it's clean water until you get in it. Then you're just sitting there. There's a lot of shit with that. You know, people wash, you know, wash your hands after you take a piss.

It's like, why don't you fucking wash your hands before you do it? Okay. You're not opening doors with your dick. Are you?

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