Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burns, the Monday morning podcast for August 29, 2011.

And this is a very special podcast because I think the first time in my podcasting history,

going back to June of 2007, back to Robert Kelly's apartment, where it all began,

that faithful day when he set up my podcast, and I did my first podcast.

Albeit, it was only a 22nd podcast. It was still a podcast.

This is the first time in history of I've ever been stranded.

I'm stranded because I don't know if you guys heard.

There was a hurricane. I can see how you might have missed it.

You might have been watching lifetime for the last 36 fucking hours.

Yeah, I'm stranded. Right now I am on a piece of driftwood.

And fortunately I had my computer bag and a generator.

So I'll be hand cranking it throughout this podcast, but I'm okay.

I have on some mittens and some Kevlar.

No, I'm fucking, I'm in this hotel.

You know what, they did, they basically, they scared the shit out of everybody.

Of course you had cut the shit out of it.

They, they scared the living sh- what the fuck is with the weather channel?

What's the deal? What do you want to do?

You can't, you can't shout fire in a crowded movie theater.

But evidently you can have your own channel and tell everybody that they're gonna fucking die,

drown or get crushed by a tree for three fucking days straight.

And screw up, who the fuck's got the heavy feet up there?

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