Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, August 26th, 2013. What do you say?

There's fuckos! How are you? How's it going? Holy shit. Where did the summer go? You know, I always make fun of that.

I always make fun of people go, oh my god, can you believe it's already August?

I work my ass off this summer, so the summer did fly by. I can't believe it. I didn't get to lay out or anything.

I didn't get to tan myself up. I didn't get to red myself up at all. You know, would you guys lay out there? Get a little skin cancer?

I am finally... I'm finally back in Los Angeles after spending a month in New Orleans. I had a great fucking time down there.

I ended it on a great note. You know, I settled my differences with the city. I finally said, you know what? You win?

I'm going to have some of your fried fucking food. And my end of it up going, I went bow fishing out in the bayou.

A fucking bow and arrow. Right? I got myself a six pack of bud talls. This is America. A few people overseas right now.

For you people over there, I don't know what we did to you. I don't know what we're doing to you right now. What we're going to do to you in the future.

That's going to make you fucking passively aggressive, aggressively attack the great game of American football.

You know, because you won't get to the real core of the issue that you don't like our foreign policy.

And by R, I mean me, because I sit in on those meetings. I'm making the calls, you know?

And all you fucking cons over there who I get every week, every week I'm getting these fucking emails of people still shit acting like NFL football players aren't tough compared to rugby because they wear helmets.

Do you realize how fucking dumb that is? That's like saying, well, you know, so basically if you're in a car, you can drive it into a tree and you won't get hurt because you're in a car.

Is that what you're telling me? Huh? With all your portly fucking white guys waddling around out there, putting shoulders into chess?

Okay, it's not what we're talking about here. We're not talking about about your pasty fucking white dudes running around who can't even run a fucking five second 40.

That's not what we're talking about at all. All right.

We're talking about a game that is played at a size and speed that is not seen overseas. It just doesn't you know why? Because you're not big enough.

You're not fast enough. And you know why that is because you never went to a country that was bigger and stronger and forced them to come over here and do all the hard shit.

See what you guys did was you fucking went to where they lived and you tried to fucking build the castle over there. Stupid, stupid fucking move.

And what happened? You lost all of it. So what do you do now? Do you own up to it and just say, you know what? America is better at pressing the world right now than we are now.

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