Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-4-24

Monday Morning Podcast

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the 4th of July, actors who served, and invading America.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:16) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback -7-4-16 - Bill rambles about cleaning up, the Austrian Grand Prix, and journeyman Quarterbacks.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Grateful Dead - Deal (Live at Cornell 5-8-77)

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0:00.0	Happy Birthday, America!
0:05.0	Happy Birthday America!
0:06.0	Happy Birthday America!
0:11.0	Happy Birthday, dear United States of America.
0:17.0	Happy birthday. Happy Birthday America. I bought a four-wheeler. Hey, what's going on? How are you?
0:31.0	Hey, what's going on? How are ya? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the
0:36.5	Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just
0:41.5	checking in on you. You got the day off right you're not working for one of these big
0:46.3	fucking box stores where some goddamn Silicon Valley fucking nerd has you buy the short hairs and has you in there
0:56.7	unloading virtual reality
0:58.9	fucking something or others. You know people got a lot of
1:07.4	fucking nerve making people work on July 4th. Okay there was a lot of people that died so we could have this day off and none of
1:15.9	them wore powdered wigs. All right? George Washington, he didn't do shit in that war. Let me tell you something. He was doing all this
1:26.0	fighting. How come he had so long to fucking pose for that painting? You know, and the boat just fucking standing there with his leg up like he was doing everything
1:37.0	There's a little fucking mouth
1:40.0	You know this little fucking weasley mouth. I'll tell you right.
1:43.1	We won't after all the founding fathers today.
1:45.2	Ben Franklin.
1:46.9	Ben Frank, he seemed like a good shit.
1:49.4	You know, one of those fat guys that knows everything about sports but can't play him.
1:54.5	You know, that's what he seemed to me.
1:55.9	That's why he was out there flying a kite.
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