Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and I'm just checking in on you here on a

Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast. What's going on?

How are you? Don't I sound chipper today? You know why? Because I go to the gym

every day. It's just become a pot me life. And if you don't want to be a fatty,

well, you go to that gym every day. You can't wait really. Meant it. Actually, I

just been eating right and oh Billy Boos face. You all reddit it booze bag. I

haven't drank in four days and I feel great. You know why? Because it's the

morning when you don't drink you feel great in the morning. When you don't drink,

you feel horrific at night. You can hear the fucking clock ticking. And you just

trying to fall asleep. I almost picked up a book last night. Anything to get me to

fall asleep and I'll tell you nothing. Nothing makes me fall asleep like reading a

book. I don't know how these fucking nerds do it. They can just sit there all

goddamn day reading a book. He's fucking idiot. So jump on a goddamn

a unicycle and they're still reading the book. Now unicycle an elliptical. There you go.

One of those things where your legs are moving, but you're not. Well, technically you

are but you're not going anywhere. It's a metaphor. Life is like an elliptical

machine. It goes rounded round, but do you ever get anywhere? You know, next thing

you know, there's some fucking nerd with glasses blowing you. And you're like, you

know what I like this life of being a poet. All I need is an itchy sweater and

let this beard grow out. And I think I got something going on here. Yeah, so I

haven't drank in like four days. I am on the wagon. All right. I got the Montreal

Comedy Festival coming up. That's going to be a tough one. I'm not going to

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