Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 3rd,

2017 and day before July 4th over there

When you guys doing it, huh Jesus Christ. When you guys doing it your party and tonight you got to go tonight, right?

You got to go tonight and tomorrow you eat like a fat fuck, but tonight is tonight

Tonight tonight tonight if you want to go out and get fucking hammered, you know

Tomorrow's for the kids, you know today you scare your children tomorrow you wake up with them

That's how it works when July 4th is on a Tuesday, you know

Your wife will give you a dirty looks, but you know by the weekend as long as you're mulching up the fucking yard. She'll be happy

What do you want for me? I'll celebrate the birth of the nation there

Not the movie you fucking racist that this guy

Well, you made me curse, you know, you get involved in those stupid things

Anyways, oh

man, oh

Billy no fun was Billy bad boy this week. I completely just fucking I

Just I don't know what happened. I went off the rails. I went off the rails. I was flying out

I was doing the capital theater in Portchester. It's one of most amazing venues. I don't know what it is about

It's just one of those places. It's got the fucking magic in it, you know, and it's been around forever and according to the people that ran it

He was saying that Janice Joplin played there and in a bar nearby or something she wrote that song or say he spends

Trident out for the first time at that venue

Then went out to LA recorded it and then overdosed that was it and I was like that's great

Well, you know what? I'm not gonna be trying any new material this weekend

Bill Burr tried out a new dick joke recorded it onto his iPhone

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