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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 7-3-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about patience, helicopters and being a booze bag.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 3rd,

0:08.8

2017 and day before July 4th over there

0:14.2

When you guys doing it, huh Jesus Christ. When you guys doing it your party and tonight you got to go tonight, right?

0:20.6

You got to go tonight and tomorrow you eat like a fat fuck, but tonight is tonight

0:25.1

Tonight tonight tonight if you want to go out and get fucking hammered, you know

0:31.9

Tomorrow's for the kids, you know today you scare your children tomorrow you wake up with them

0:37.5

That's how it works when July 4th is on a Tuesday, you know

0:42.1

Your wife will give you a dirty looks, but you know by the weekend as long as you're mulching up the fucking yard. She'll be happy

0:48.6

What do you want for me? I'll celebrate the birth of the nation there

0:52.4

Not the movie you fucking racist that this guy

0:58.0

Well, you made me curse, you know, you get involved in those stupid things

1:03.5

Anyways, oh

1:05.6

man, oh

1:07.8

Billy no fun was Billy bad boy this week. I completely just fucking I

1:12.9

Just I don't know what happened. I went off the rails. I went off the rails. I was flying out

1:18.3

I was doing the capital theater in Portchester. It's one of most amazing venues. I don't know what it is about

1:24.2

It's just one of those places. It's got the fucking magic in it, you know, and it's been around forever and according to the people that ran it

1:34.4

He was saying that Janice Joplin played there and in a bar nearby or something she wrote that song or say he spends

1:42.7

Trident out for the first time at that venue

1:45.2

Then went out to LA recorded it and then overdosed that was it and I was like that's great

1:53.1

Well, you know what? I'm not gonna be trying any new material this weekend

1:58.9

Bill Burr tried out a new dick joke recorded it onto his iPhone

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