Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 25, 2011.

How are you guys doing? I hope you had a great week like I did. I was down in Irvine. I got one more show tonight taping this on a Sunday.

I got one more show down there in Irvine. Both shows were sold out last night Saturday night and Friday night.

They were just about full and I just want to thank everyone for coming down there. You know, that's a very difficult club to sell out as a white boy.

As a whitey, as a cracker, as a packer would. It's a very difficult, you know, people, you know, for years.

I tried to go down there and they don't, nobody comes to see white guys down here. They only come to see Latinos or famous white guys.

And so finally, or if you put out fucking, you know, four or five hours of material and you consistently funny, they finally show up, which they did.

And I was being on excited and I want to thank everyone for coming down. And you know, this is something I have not been able to enjoy since I moved out here.

Like when I lived in New York City, I'd gotten to the point where I could sell out of club in New York, which was great.

I got the feeling of selling out of club and then I could sleep in my own bed and haven't had that out here because I'm a green go.

And I was able to finally crack through. So I'm psyched beyond psyched, you know, now if I could just do something about that two hours of traffic, I got to sit in.

That's the only thing that sucks driving down to Irvine.

Two hours of traffic. Do you understand that? Do you understand how long that is? Two hours people? One way, two hours.

You could fly from here, Los Angeles to fucking Denver, Colorado in two hours.

We got it bill. And we also understand that a jet is a lot faster than a car. All right, go fuck yourselves. But anyways, it was a great weekend.

And I want to thank everyone for coming down and considering I'm in such a gracious mood this week.

Why don't we continue the congratulations with big congratulations to all those alligator wrestling beer drinking maniacs.

Whatever, other stereotypical shit because I don't know anything about your country. Australians, congratulations to the country of your Australia.

The first Aussie, Cadel Evans ever to win the Tour de France. You know, congratulations. I remember that feeling the first time Greg Le Monde won it in the 80s.

It was awesome because we had never won it up to that point as far as I know.

And it was just great to see, you know, you know, it's good to win something everybody doesn't think you can win after a while.

And I hope that they don't try to figure out where the Cadel was on drugs and fuck with your enjoyment of it 10 years later, like they're doing with Lance Armstrong just because they hate America.

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