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🗓️ 10 July 2017
⏱️ 84 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, July 9th, |
0:08.9 | 2017. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? Oh, Billy's voice is coming back. It's coming back. |
0:18.0 | You know, I've been drinking my old throat coat tea there, right? Been having some fucking halls, |
0:24.7 | mental lip this. You know, just, you know, trying not to yell at people in traffic, |
0:33.3 | trying to meditate, trying to learn about patients. Oh, that guy cut me off. Oh, if I get upset, |
0:41.3 | that's my fault. According to the fucking meditation guy on headspace, he tries to chuckle through, |
0:48.0 | blame in me for other people's contentiness. That's a challenge. That's a challenge to try to remain |
0:54.0 | focused. You know, what kind of a fucking guy, you know, is just sitting there trying to get |
0:58.9 | into his own is telling you that things are your fault. I know he chuckles along. I know he's |
1:05.7 | probably right. Why should I have expectations when I'm on the highways of LA that somebody isn't |
1:14.0 | going to pass me doing 90 on the right while somebody in the left lane's doing with 35. And I'm in the |
1:19.8 | middle like, you know, and I'm in the middle. I'm the victim. I'm the guy driving perfectly. I |
1:26.0 | never pass people on the right. Oh, shit. Every once in a while I do. I try to be cognizant. |
1:39.0 | I don't even know what I have so much shit to talk about. I mean, I always talk, but I mean, |
1:44.0 | I actually have shit to talk about. By the way, shout out to that fucking lunatic who listened to |
1:48.2 | my whole fucking give the oilman the sun. And he took it seriously like he's trying to debunk my theory. |
1:55.4 | You know, he's like, oh, you know, give him the sign. Well, did you ever think about this already, |
2:01.8 | like, fucking be point four billion cars out there? We do bump that. |
2:07.4 | At least that's the way I read it. That's the way you sounded in my head. And I just wrote |
2:10.8 | him back was like, dude, how many F bombs did I drop during the presentation of that theory? |
2:17.7 | Why are you acting like you went to a TED talk? Was I like the one person you felt smarter than |
2:26.3 | on the internet? It's like, oh, here's my opportunity to be like, oh, maybe if you fucking. |
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