Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, June 16, 2014.

How the hell are you? How you doing? You know, are you enjoying the fucking summer?

When does this summer start officially? I know it's June 20th something. I'll tell you.

Both of them hold that global warming. It's going hard to tell.

I got to watch the volume this week. Okay, I have to keep it low fucking key because I'm actually recording Sunday, June 15th in Salt Lake City.

I'm going to pronounce it Salt Lake City in a hotel room here and I got to keep my voice down because I don't want to offend, you know, whatever Mormon is next door in the hotel room, right?

When this is fucking 22 wives or whatever the hell they do, you know, you know, it's funny when you come out here to Utah, you think what you're going to see is you're going to see a bunch of Mormons, right?

Walking around dressed like they're on Little House in the prairie and you know, one guy with like, you know, four wives, five wives.

And I don't know how many times I've been out to Utah, but it finally dawned on me that if you have five wives, okay?

And you know, each one of them wants to have like two kids. The average woman wants a couple of kids, right?

I'd like a boy and a girl, you know, one of each. You know, looking at you like you possess that sort of like trick shot sperm.

Like, are you playing a game of horse?

All right, you got to make the shots from over here and over here, one of each.

And you move on to the next round. So that right there, if you have five wives, one of each, right?

If you're going to have kids, what's a boy and a girl, you're looking at 10 kids. You're going to have 10 kids, five wives.

I mean, how many bedroom house you can have to buy? Basically, what I'm saying is the reason why I've never run into one of these people with all the wives is there's no way they can afford to live in the city.

You know, you'd have to, you'd have to rent out a whole floor of a fucking condom skyscraper there.

Condominium. Co-op, if you will.

So that's what it is. That's where they are, man. They're over there over the fucking hill.

They're over the hill. So I guess I'm never going to find them. So you're probably saying, well, Bill, what do you run into when you go to Salt Lake City?

It's absolutely beautiful. Bit of a bit of a scary landing here.

The city itself seems to be surrounded on at least three sides by a mountain.

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