Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, June 30th,

2014. What's going on? I am, I am in Las Vegas, Nevada. I had a wonderful weekend out here at the

Mirage Casito. I want to thank everybody who came down to the shows. It was a wonderful time.

Everybody seemed to enjoy themselves. And I'm out here right now because the all-intour,

starring Jason Lawhead, Joe Bartnik, and Paul New Jersey, Virzy, was over at Harris and I stopped

in last night as I said that I would. And all red face jumped up on stage in the end throughout

a new 15, 20 minutes. I already got one new bit. I got one new bit for my next hour that I'm

already loving and that I'm adding to it. And I'm literally, you know what's hilarious is because

I don't have any material now, technically. Once my, you know, all that other shit that I just did

is gone. So anything that I'm even seeing remotely funny, I'm just fucking latching onto. And so I was

doing a lot of people watching last night and I was just desperately just anything I could think of

like I fucking saw. But even I got to draw a line somewhere because I like I saw this, this

woman was walking through the bar and this casino we were at and we were at Seas and she's

walking through the bar and this gay dude was sandals jeans in this really fucking, I thought it

was an ugly tank top, whatever. He sees her and I guess they're friends and he fucking freaks out.

Oh my God! Runs over and fucking gives her this huge hug. I was like, you know what I want to

give friend. You know someone gets that fucking excited when I walk it to a rub, you know. And

that was me like, oh dude I should talk about that. I should talk and then I actually had to stop

myself just going, all right Bill, you know what? Every stupid little thought you have does not

need to go to the stage. And then I argued with myself, yeah it does, yeah it does because I just

burned fucking 90 minutes of shit. I need that, I need that bit. I've already fucking had another

half ass idea. Holy shit somebody just scored a goal. Sorry in the background I have on France

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