Hey, what's going on?

It's Bill Burr and it is the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, June 17th, 2013.

Here, when I added something there, I used to say, it's the Monday Morning Podcast and I went, it is the Monday Morning Podcast.

It's if to suggest that I'm even more impressed with myself this week than I usually am.

How are you guys doing? How's your Monday?

Yeah, you have a bad one. Oh, it's okay. Because there's always Tuesday.

What you guys do if I actually wrote a show to in about Tuesday.

It was a blatant ripoff of Annie, you know?

You know, I could actually play Annie when I was younger, when I was 12.

I could have played Annie.

You know, sad and fucking true, that is I really could have, you know, 12, my voice still hadn't changed.

I had this big stupid fucking, you know, you know, I was in getting into metal music.

I tried to grow my hair long, but it just, it was too thick back in the day.

Still wish it was thick, but we just fucking grow out in like an afro.

I just look like an extra on like, welcome back, Carter.

You know, which is fucking, which would have been cool in the late 70s.

You know, I missed my fucking wheelhouse by like, I swear to God, maybe six, seven years.

If I had been born instead of 1968, if I had been born in 1962.

But then, you know what, I would have been, I'd be 51 right now.

You know, I would have started podcasting late in the game, you know, being all grumpy.

You know, when I was a kid, you had a good job on radio.

Anyways, somebody told me a funny joke that they had in the onion.

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