Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 9,

2011. How the hell are you guys? Yeah, that's fucking great. I'm here at the K-Rock studios this

week. A very special, very special edition of the Monday morning podcast, uh, because I'm doing

this huge comedy tour that Jim Norton put together with stars Jimmy Norton, David Tell, Jim

Burr and myself, the anti social network tour and we are hyping the date, uh, May 13th. We're

going to be in Washington, D.C. at Dar constitution hall or some shit. I don't know. I don't know why. That's

Omar laughing in the background. He's going to be doing the, uh, actually working the boards. People

have always complained about how awful your levels are. My levels are. Yeah. You know what I like to do?

I like to take the base and turn it all the way down and then just crank up the high ends. Nice.

So it makes people's ears bleed. Absolutely. That's that's what I go. So anyways, we're going to be

hyping that this week. Jim Norton's actually going to call in. David Tell is going to call in. Jim

Burr was actually too busy. So whatever. We got two out of three. You know, one of the biggest

tours out there, uh, as I've said before, the sort of the Miami heat of comedy tours or possibly

the oceans, 11 if seven of them died tragically and then four decided to carry on and do a

fucking comedy show. So anyways, I will wait for Jim Norton to call in at this moment. So I'm

just do what I always do. I'm going to riff Omar. If I look at you when I look panicked,

okay, and I'm feeling fucking nuts, we'll riff a little bit. Okay. But until then just act like

I'm not even here. I'll just make this is fucking weird. It's humanly possible. Really uncomfortable.

Uh, so anyways, let's see what, what, what has gone. Let's, what, what are we going to start with

this week? Why don't we start talking about sports? Everybody, huh? The fucking Bruins finished off

the goddamn filthy flyers, which made me feel good. And for all flyer fans out there, I'm not even

going to talk shit. I'm not even going to gloat because I was beyond nervous when we were up three

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