Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, May 5th, 2014.

Cinco Damiyo, everybody. Happy Cinco Damiyo to all Mexican listeners and white people and

everybody else who just wants to go out and get shit face tonight for whatever reason.

So you have an excuse tomorrow when you drag and ask.

Yeah, notice your, uh, not up to your level of productivity that we're used to here at Cogs,

well Cogs. And he'd be like, well, fuck you. I went out and I celebrated last night.

What's the matter? You don't like Mexicans? There you go. It's one of the few times a white person

can use the race car. Just slam that fucker right down. Are you against Mexico? Well,

all right then kindly remove yourself from my cubicle area. All right. I got drunk last night

for America. I was one for you last night. I was hanging out with Jason Lawhead. You know,

obviously race has been a huge fucking, it's been a huge topic of interest over the last couple

of days. Um, I was over Jason Lawhead's place. He's got this apartment building. He's got

a really cool rooftop and, you know, get to CLA, get to see the helicopters fucking with

their spotlights down in some poor bastard trying to run away. I don't know how I feel

about police helicopters out here or just in general. I mean, I'm off for catching the bad

guys, but it does kind of get to the point of like, you know, how much fucking help do

you need here? You guys already have you know, you guys are all on the same team. You'll

have uniforms. Okay. It's like 900 cop cars to one cop car. You're all on the radio.

Hey, just made a right on fucking sunset. You need a helicopter to lighten the guy up.

Jesus Christ. How long would Bonnie and Clyde last? In this day and age, you couldn't

fucking get away with what am I defending right now? Homicide or maniacs? I guess I

am. This is something about like, you know, so when you watch a cowboy in Indian movie,

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