Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday. April 30th. I just slammed the fucking mixer. Now everything's too quiet. Hello, hello, hello, my baby. Hello, my honey.

Where the fuck have you been? You fucking whoah, it's fucking two a.m.

What's up? How are you? I'm back from, I'm back from the East Coast. Back from the East Coast. I did a wonderful gig at the University of Concert in Concert, New Hampshire. I had an awesome time. I want to thank everybody who came out. I had a great time.

I don't know what to tell you. It's been a while since I did a college gig. It was actually cool because it was open to the public. Usually when they have college gigs, they're not open to the public in case you were wondering, in case you didn't understand.

When I said, usually they're not open to the public the first time. Whatever the fuck I said, I don't know what it just said. Usually it's just, it's just all going to be students.

Students and then a couple of crabby teachers hanging in the background or maybe some rat of a student who's going to sit there and wait for you to say something, you know, and then write about it and blog about it. And the next thing you know, you're on good morning, good morning, America.

Right. Who pitched that fucking show? I mean, God knows it's a hit, but Jesus Christ.

How did you pitch that name of first show without either without like either snickering as you said the name of the show or having your balls pull up inside of you?

I want to do a show nationally syndicated and it starts at six in the morning and it's called good morning, America.

Good morning, America. How are you? Why would you do that? I just want to sit there and be pleasant for three hours.

Do you know I took a meeting with somebody the other day? Yes, I just said that. That's how Hollywood I am. I took a meeting and by taking a meeting, I mean, I went out and I got a fucking omelet set across from somebody.

They had like fucking toast between the teafers and I don't know. I don't think I don't think it's ever going to happen for me people.

I think I'm going to be like Willie Nelson. I think I'm going to be on the road my whole life, man, because I got to tell you, I got to tell you what I got that freedom in my bones, man.

I fucked up. You know what I mean? I fucked up in my career. How did you fuck up bill? I stayed out there too long. You know, like that 43 year old guy still in the clubs sucking in his gut with the button down shiny shirt still hitting on the ladies.

Right. Teeth are already starting to discolor, you know, because you're so old no matter how much you brush them, they still just after a while.

You just can't keep up with the red wine tide. It just keeps turning your teeth just a little grayer.

And I stayed out in the road too long. I did. I was a standup comic for too long. I fucked up a fucked up. And now I don't know how to work with other people because for 20 years it's been, hey, here's an idea. And then I go, yeah, I agree with that. You know why? Cause it's my idea.

I totally agree with that shit. And now now all of a sudden of coming in from from the fucking bush right after 20 goddamn tours. And now I got to sit here and try and work with other people. I don't know how to do it. I really shouldn't be saying this on my podcast. I don't know how to fucking do it.

You know, we saw your tape. We really liked it. We thought that you were, we have really mainstream sort of comedy. Yeah, I really don't think it's mainstream. I say Kant every other word. Yeah, I know, but, but there's a mainstream sensibility to it. And I'm literally sitting there going, alright, this is an argument and fucking six weeks.

Right. I don't know. I mean, what I'm talking about. What the fuck was I going with that?

Oh, let's let's rewind. We weren't we weren't new Hampshire. Beautiful goddamn state, by the way. And the people aren't as simple as they try to make them every year. Every four years, you know, when there's a presidential election, and you do that little quaint piece about the primary.

So he started out.

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