and free. Oh, can I do. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning

podcast for Monday, April 6, 2014. I want some of you probably wondering, Hey Bill, you're

a, you're a, you're a full-blooded fucking American, right? What are you, what are you

coming in with this week's podcast singing the Canadian National Anthem? Oh, can I do. We,

sir. Oh, oh, you know why? Because my stupid fucking recorder for some reason, I got to

talk for 30 seconds for it to get the proper, the proper levels. So what am I going to do?

Huh? You singing National Anthem is what you do. I was singing about the walls in my house.

Why do people put shit on the walls? All it does is crack the fucking plaster there. But if you don't

have pictures on the wall, people think you have bodies in the basement. Speaking of old Canada,

how about those Boston Bruins? Turn it on when they needed to turn it on. All you fucking fans

up there in Ottawa, skating down the river on your way to work. What'd you think was going to

happen? Did you think that you were going to catch the big bad Bruins? Huh? One of the original

six. How dare you, Ottawa? You stand down. You stand down and you watch that river melt. You

watch the water run like the tears going down your fucking frostbitten cheeks because you

ain't making the playoffs. Playoffs, the fucking playoffs, the Bruins are. And I'm calling it right

now. We're going to play the Montreal Canadians in the first round. And we're game one. We're getting

our first win against those fucking silly sock French fucks. Oh, French people love their silly

socks and their little pocket squares. Going into the game with their blue blazer thinking that

they know more than the fucking coach those cuts, right? We're beating them in game one.

That's what we're doing. What's going to happen in game two? I don't know. I didn't think that far.

But if you would like a prediction, I just heard the doors slam. I think my wife just woke up. She's

pissed at me already. If you would like a prediction, I say that we come out there and we we win again.

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