Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday

April 5th, 2021. What's going on? How are you?

How's it going with you? Are you hanging in there? Are you a reasonably

intelligent person just being inundated with the stupidity?

That is all of this fucking media that's coming at you now. It really is

something to behold. I started my day today. I woke up this morning and I was laying in the bed.

We got all our plumbing issues fixed, but now there's some plunger in the back of the

fucking toilet. It never ends. It never ends. But I got all new pipes in the house.

I think so. At least coming out of the house. It's all good. We called road-o-router. That's the name

man. Your money goes down the fucking drain, but it continues out to the street and heads on out.

I got a 20-year guarantee that I can get on the fucking DEPA and drop a fucking dose and it's

going to go down the fucking street until I'm 72. Right? That's it. That's right. 20 years, I'm

going to be 72. That's how quick it goes. It's crazy. George Carlin died at 71. Fucking nuts.

What a privilege it would be to live a year longer than that great man and still be dropping a

dose in my fucking bathroom and it actually goes down the fucking street. That would be great.

It's on the crazy old guy on my block because I ain't ever leave it. I got too much money in this

fucking house now. Anyway, so I woke up right this morning. My daughter telling me like the,

because what happened was the flap on the back of the toilet. The guy adjusted the

fucking chain because not enough water was flowing down or whatever. Now the flapper is a little bit

off. So the toilet's running all night. So I shut the fucking thing off. So she didn't have to listen

to it. Right? And then she comes in and says she needs to use the bat. I got fucking you.

I got to go in there and then handle that shit. Right? I got to handle all of that shit. And then

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