Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, April 29th, 2013. How are you?

How you doing? I am in a fucking phenomenal mood. Absolutely. I'm in a great goddamn mood. You know why? You know why? Because I'm not even mad right now that my cell phone is ringing this fucking early in the podcast. I'm not.

I'm not. You know what's funny? That cell phone just made me completely lose my train of thought. That's how simplistic my brain is. It goes into straight line. One fucking thing knocks it off track and I just I forget where I was going.

Why am I in a great mood? Oh, I know why? Because the Celtics showed that they have fucking high and the Lakers lost got swept, disgraced.

You humiliated. And I loved every goddamn second of it. You know, and you know why I am I I'm back on track. I feel fucking vindicated. After all these Lakers fans, you know, were tweeting me, Facebooking me, my spacing me, friend stirring me saying that I'm just a hater.

You know, which is the classic thing that somebody says when they can't refute any points that you made, they go, are you just a hater? As one, I told them that the guy that they constantly sit there and call and chant MVP at is is a fucking cancer on that team.

So fucking cancer and they just can't see it because I'm not saying all of them, but just because they that everybody plays these fantasy fucking football baseball bullshit. All they look at is stats.

All right.

Let me tell you something Laker fans, when you're not eating your pot cookies and body fucking boogie board and whatever the fuck it is you guys do.

You know, when you're not laying back at the chair with the fucking dental office, getting Botox in your fucking head, even though you're only 19 years old.

Why don't you just put yourself in the position of the other players on the Lakers. All right.

You wake the fuck up. Get out of the sun. Stop frying up your goddamn brain. Just use a little bit of common sense.

Listen, I know after the games when Kobe walks off with 10 seconds left during a loss because he got his 37 points, you know, that afterwards when they asked the other Lakers in front of the camera and they go, oh, you know, how did you feel about that?

And then they just go, well, you know, Kobe, he's he's a competitor. You know, he's one of the best that I ever played the game and I mean, he wants to win.

I mean, we all do. And that didn't happen tonight, unfortunately, and we know what to do is to just keep I can fucking do it.

Just keep working hard and did you have any sort of a no you would all do walked off court? No, nothing bother me. You know, every guy has a different personality.

I mean, you can just fucking gracefully navigate that minefield and just say all that bullshit. I would fucking give a million dollars if I had it to listen to the other Lakers on the team.

Their cell phone conversations when they leave the Staples Center, talking to their fucking bros.

You know, going all Paul McCartney and John Lennon fucking say.

You know, they're coming out of there and they're fucking range rovers and they're fucking $100,000 Mercedes just driving out going, can you fucking believe that motherfucker's what they can fucking you know, I'm wide open, I'm wide open.

Kobe right here right here.

Yo.

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