Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, March 5th,

2012. Now you're doing what's going on?

I am officially on vacation everybody. I take my special Saturday night, everything went great.

And I want to thank everyone who came out to the Lincoln Theater.

On Saturday night, I had an awesome time and I think I got another good one.

So before I kiss that hour goodbye and have to write a new one, I'm going to chill here for the next

four days. I got four days off before I do some other bullshit, but it's not it's not stand-up related.

But I want to thank everyone who came out to the shows once again. There's always obviously special

nights and everybody came down. Everybody was ready to laugh and went pretty good. We shall see.

We shall see. And that's it. So I don't know what to do with myself. I have four days where I don't

have to do shit. I'm going to play some drums. I'm going to play some guitar. I'm going to drive my

truck that I haven't driven in like three weeks. I've been on the road every single week and I come

back and I haven't even had time because I come back and I got to deal with all the mail that's

piled up. So I just go in and I started up in the garage and I backed it in two. So I just sit there.

You know, is he committing suicide or is he just making sure it's still, you know, I don't even

know why I just feel like you have to start it up every couple of days. So when I'm done with my

podcast today, I am going to be driving that thing with my arm out the window. It's a beautiful sunny

California day. Like frigging 80 degrees out here. Global warming, the golden age. You guys

realize we're living in the golden age of global warming right now. Like the beginning parts of

global warming, there's going to be a lot of you know, I don't think there's anything wrong with this,

you know, dude, you know, I like the weather. And then eventually it's going to be like,

why am I socks wet?

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