Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, February 27th,

2012. How the hell are you? How's it going? Are you in a good mood? I hope you are. Jesus Christ.

I'm fucking brain dead this week. I just did two shows at the comedy works. I'm still in Denver.

I was as I'm recording this here and I'm laying in the hotel bed. I'm wearing a t-shirt

by Jockey. I'm wearing Jockey right now. Calvin Klein boxers and Jockey pajama bottoms.

That's what I'm wearing. This is my tribute to the Oscars.

Hey, Bill, you're a fucking loser in the middle of nowhere. What are you wearing? Who are you wearing?

Who are you wearing? Would you guys like to do that? Would you like to be at the Oscars?

You know, walk it down. What are you wearing? I would love to be at the Oscars right now.

Sitting there waiting to accept my third best male fucking supporting, no, lead, lead guy and set the record.

Remember Tom Hanks almost set the record. He won two years in a row and then he went for the third

when he played the astronaut. I thought he had it. He ran the gamut. You know, we won in 19, like

90 something, right? Right. He played the gay guy that nobody liked because he had the disease

that everybody was scared of. All right. And what did he do? He ate a bunch of kale salad and he

lost weight. He looked like Michael Stipe. That's what I thought, right? And if you believe you get

AIDS from shaking my hand. All right. Did he sing that song? Shaking my hand. And then he won

the Oscar for that fucking Oscar. And then the next year he played the mentally challenged person

waiting for the bus seat and the chocolate bars. I completely didn't understand that movie.

And I suffered for a long time because of that movie because it was one of those impressions.

Somebody figured out how to do it. And then everybody could just kind of do it. Right? At some point

in their act, they had to be like, I love you, Janay. Right? I had to listen to that for fucking

seven years, seven years waiting for the final couple of hacks to stop fucking doing one of those

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