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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2014

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Virzi ramble about Canada, time machines and bad baby names.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and this is the Monday morning podcast from Monday,

0:07.0

March 3rd, 2014. I am recording live, as I always do, live to tape here, live to digital,

0:17.7

whatever the fuck it is, here in Toronto, Ontario, and that person yawning in the background,

0:23.5

like a fucking old man is new jur- the pride of New Jersey.

0:29.8

What's going on, brother? What's up, man? What's going on? How are you enjoying Canada so far?

0:37.8

You know, dude, the food, right? We were talking about the food here has been...

0:41.8

When have you heard me say, I gotta tell you, put New York aside, because you know I'm a big New York food guy.

0:48.8

I mean, the food here has been knocking out of the park, it's been incredible.

0:51.8

Yeah, in Monkton and Halifax, one of them was that ale house place.

0:58.8

Oh, the first place we went to. What's it called? The Triangle. Triangle, yeah.

1:02.8

Yeah, we went over there for lunch. Well, first of all, let's just back up for a second.

1:07.8

One thing I did want to bring up was what's been fucking hilarious is Paul Versey going through Canada,

1:14.8

Eastern fucking Canada. Literally we're driving to Mocton and Halifax.

1:19.8

I've never seen this in my life. Like, instead of a school crossing, they literally had that same yellow sign

1:24.8

with the fucking mousse on it. Yeah, I've never seen that.

1:28.8

Okay, so typical Paul Versey, typical fucking New Yorker.

1:33.8

You just go places and that never done... This guy has been trying to order an Arnold Palmer.

1:40.8

Everywhere we've gone. Yeah.

1:44.8

And what's funny is you've gone from saying confidently, can I have an Arnold Palmer to now

1:51.8

you're just describing the ingredients. Yeah, that's it.

1:55.8

You start off like, can I get an Arnold Palmer? And they would be like, what?

1:58.8

That's so true. That's what you felt like did that.

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