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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 2-24-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2014

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Olympic Hockey, magic keys and 3rd cousin hookups.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, February 24th,

0:07.7

2014. How the hell are you? How's it going? Oh, really? Well, that's good. I'm back in Los Angeles.

0:16.6

Saw my wife saw my dog. I'm in a great mood.

0:20.4

Another trip. Another trip across the country. You know, when I land and I get off the plane and what do I see?

0:27.0

I'm getting a bunch of shit from all the Canada cuts up north. I got to ask you why the fuck does this always happen to me as a sports fan?

0:37.2

Anytime I suffer a tragic loss as a sports fan, if I'm not already in the area of the victorious fans, I'm going there the following week.

0:47.0

You guys long time listeners of this podcast might remember

0:51.8

back when the jets were good, you know,

0:54.7

when they spent all that money that one year when they lifted the salary cap and they fucking loaded up and they were making their run, you know,

1:02.7

when they beat us the first time, then all the jets fans were talking shit.

1:07.7

And then they came up to Foxboro for game two and got absolutely aft rate on national television. Absolutely fucking aft rate.

1:17.7

So the playoff game comes playoffs playoff game comes around who knows which way it's going to go?

1:26.3

Division rivalry, you never know. Sometimes they go every other. Sometimes somebody wins two, three in a row than the other team wins three in a row. Who the fuck knows, right?

1:35.3

Either way, where the fuck am I when that game happens? I'm in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Jim Norton's anti social network tour.

1:45.1

Right. So now I'm sitting there and I'm so focused on the game. I'm not even thinking I'm just thinking Jesus Christ.

1:53.1

I'm in fucking New Jersey. They got to win if they don't win. I'm going to be getting shit before even hit the mic. Of course, they lose.

2:00.1

Brady throws arguably the worst pass of his career. That screen pass where he just went.

2:06.1

I didn't know what the fuck it was. Loved it up. It got away from them and we never recovered. And they also benched West Welker for making fun of Rex Ryan, you know, because he had a foot fetish.

2:19.1

You know, it's just unbelievable. So whatever that. I'm going through the pain of that loss again. And wait a fuck am I. I'm in Atlantic. God damn city, New Jersey. Right. So now what?

2:27.1

Okay. We got Olympic hockey coming up. I'm one of the few people in this country that gives a shit. You know, one of the few fucking people that gives a shit.

2:37.1

We seem to be winning pretty handily five to one whatever Canada struggling. Right. Fuck you. You are struggling. Is now you're strutting around with your sir paired fucking chest.

2:48.1

You barely beat Estonia. That was a fucking nail bite to the end. You fucking play us.

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