4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2017
⏱️ 49 minutes
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0:00.0 | Alright, we got one advertisement here. |
0:07.0 | And of course, I'm reading this advertisement well after I did the whole fucking interview |
0:14.0 | with the wonderful Adler family. |
0:16.0 | I'm in San Jose right now. |
0:18.0 | Oh, but oh, boop boop me undies. |
0:21.0 | Me undies San Jose California. |
0:25.0 | But oh, boop boop me undies. |
0:29.0 | Me undies. |
0:30.0 | You won't get a hernia. |
0:33.0 | Cause those things will hold your balls nice and tight against your tape. |
0:38.0 | Put them on. |
0:39.0 | It'll feel like velvet. |
0:41.0 | You won't need to get a hand job because you're underwear is like a fucking hot chicks hand. |
0:48.0 | That's fucking gross. |
0:49.0 | Sorry, whatever. |
0:50.0 | Me undies. |
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0:54.0 | you're going to elevate your underwear game to the next level. |
0:59.0 | I mean, what level of U.S. |
1:01.0 | You got shit stains in your drawers. |
1:02.0 | I don't know where the fuck you're at. |
1:04.0 | You can elevate it with me undies and the fucking screen just stopped. |
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