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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars and losing his shit.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:05.8

Fucking match 19th dude. I'm in a great mood. You fucking talk my fucking dick.

0:14.7

I'm gonna, I don't know why, just saying that song. I just been watching a bunch of fucking old,

0:19.6

you know, I listen to old country now and then I started listening to old fucking rock and roll.

0:24.0

You know, what's his face just died? The guy used to fucking film chicks that he shit on or something

0:31.4

whatever's name is Chuck Berry. Uh-huh. Whoa, get it. You know, it's part of one of his classics.

0:38.8

If you listen to the background, you can hear him shitting on people.

0:44.1

I have such respect for him too, you know. It's just one stuff like that gets out. Once it gets out.

0:49.9

Um, anyway, so I just been, uh, I'm in a great fucking mood because my fucking shoulder.

0:58.8

I had this, uh, rotator cuff injury and it's just been fucking with me since, um, October.

1:06.5

And I finally found an exercise. It works for me. For me, I just feel like for my shoulder,

1:14.1

my shoulder needs a safe place. People are the inner there. Me.

1:23.2

A lot of crying out there. Um, all right. So this is, this is the exercise. If you,

1:31.2

if your rotator cuff is fucked up like mine is, the problem is, is if you can look with this

1:37.2

injury, it's like you can still pick up the same amount of weight you can always pick up depending

1:41.5

on the angle, but then shaking hands or just reaching for a salt shaker. All of a sudden,

1:46.8

you're like, ha, ha, this sharp pain. It's basically what I've learned is it's the muscle like it's

1:53.2

when you first go to raise your arm that first to 30 degrees. That's what the fuck it is.

1:59.6

And then the big boys take over. What have you doing? How you lifting your lunch, pay a lot?

2:03.2

Maybe you got a giant fucking donut. You want a shove into your face like I did today.

2:07.0

I broke my rules about donuts. You know, my, my wife was one of some donuts. So I went by,

2:16.2

there's a dunkin' donuts out here, right? So I show up and it's late in the day. It's like

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