Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-14

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2014

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Bill and Paul Virzi ramble about men crying, a gas leak at the hotel and death row last meals.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, March 17th,
0:08.4	2014, St. Patrick's Day, falling on a Monday. We're really going to see who the fucking
0:15.5	real drinkers are. You know when it falls on Monday, either way, whatever. I'm still
0:19.5	touring Canada with the wonderful Paul Verzi, who was once again a special guest here on
0:24.5	the podcast. Welcome, Paul Verzi.
0:26.4	What's up, man? Are you hanging in there? I'm doing well, you know? What have we got left?
0:31.4	Tell me more days. I told you I could put the blinders on. Didn't think about getting home. You
0:35.1	can't. And we got what do we got? We got tonight. We got yeah, dude, we're three days away from
0:41.2	being home. We got once a night in Vancouver. Yeah. Then we're in Victoria. Then we go back to Calgary.
0:48.4	Back to those animals. Animals. The animals in Calgary. Jesus, not the first show, the second show. Wow.
0:54.0	My God. I'm trying to say we wanted to reach out to people in Calgary before we just brand everybody
1:01.0	in Calgary animals. Like they were fucking pounded. You know, the first show was great. Yeah,
1:06.5	they were great. That's second show though. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. They were like they were coming in
1:12.7	with cases of tall boys. They were allowed to bring those little those little cardboard pallets
1:17.6	hammered hammered. Fucking hammered. And then they had like, uh, I think part of it had to do with
1:25.1	the fact that it was at a college. So I think there was college kids there. I just put myself
1:29.3	in that mindset going, dude, I drank like that when I was in college. This isn't how I don't know
1:34.4	though, dude, that wasn't all college people because I asked the crowd and like that that was just,
1:39.5	I think that was a lot of just Calgary, man. I think that was late night. You know, I think what
1:44.3	was permitted on the premises turned them into fucking animals. Yeah. You know, you know, by the time
1:50.2	I went on stage, I got halfway through my set, it was, most of them had kind of like passed out.
1:55.6	Like it got was getting quiet and I was standing up there going like, am I bombing up here?
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