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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, March 11th, 2013. How you doing?

How's your life working out for you this week? I had a fall, Jesus, you know what? I can't even tell you what happened.

I can't tell it. I have to sing it to you. It's got to come from my heart.

Oh, if you're a lucky man, good things happen to you. But if you're a red cunt, this is for the fucking zoo.

You'll be out on the road and find out your roof collapsed and there won't be a thing you can do about it.

So that make any sense. I don't care if it did, you know, most of some of the biggest hits never made any sense. Right?

Oh, sugar, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, you are my candy girl.

So I was touring the Midwest, barnstorming as they say, driving in some no-name Dodge SUV.

You know, that's what you get when you say, hey, I want to rent a car from Madison, Wisconsin to Detroit, Michigan.

And I don't want to bring it back. Do you have a car for me? And they say, oh, what, you know what? I think we got one here in the back.

I didn't even know Dodge made an SUV. You know, Dodge is like the old's mobile of Chrysler.

Old's mobile are nice. I like, you know, I miss all those cars. I'm a zombie. Old's mobile. I don't know when people had a mercury.

What else do they discontinue? Pontiacs. What does happen to this country? What are we about to do? You're a chevy or a Cadillac that's fucking it?

Ford or Lincoln? Go fuck yourself. You know, you either have it or you don't. Once again, another sign of the middle class shrinking.

Oh, by the way, you know, I just found out, you know, because I don't pay attention to politics anymore because I just feel like, all right, you know, they're, they're eventually just, they're going to run it to the ground.

We have to build it back up again. That's, that's basically what's going to happen. I guess so, all fucking liberal face there. He signed that thing New Year's Eve.

Basically passing off that now they can just arrest you and detain you without a trial forever. That's good. There you go. See that right there, people.

Remember when you all made fun of me because I don't vote for the fucking number one horse and number two horse. That's why because there's no difference. It's the same fucking horse. Oh, shut up, Bill. All right. So this is what happened.

I'm fucking driving this no named dodge driving this dodge SUV. I'm in Madison, Wisconsin. And, um, Barre do all these awesome shows. I love going to towns like that, by the way.

I can tell you this unbelievably underrated is cities that Frank Sinatra did not sing about.

You know, or Tony Bennett. Any, any crooner if a crooner has sung about a city, then you can tell right away that you know, before you even land on the ground, there's going to be ridiculous traffic and everything's going to cost twice as much.

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