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🗓️ 3 February 2014
⏱️ 79 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
0:07.0 | Monday, February 3rd, 2014. How the hell are you? How's it going? I'm a little bit handicapped this week because my internet isn't working. |
0:19.0 | I don't know why. I don't know what happened. I hit the little reset button. You know, you take out the little pin and you stick it in the side. |
0:27.0 | You do a little fucking five count and you sit there staring at the goddamn lights. Blinky, blanky, blanky. |
0:34.0 | And then what happens? I'm supposed to all be good. Well, not this week. I don't have any. So if you think my reading is bad when I'm reading it off a nice giant computer screen, |
0:43.0 | where do you hear this week when I'm reading off my fucking iPhone? Oh, wait till you hear it. |
0:49.0 | Spoiler alert. |
0:53.0 | All right, well, let's get down to it. How about that fucking Super Bowl? Was that awesome? Or what? I'm speaking as a Patriots fan, by the way. |
1:05.0 | I got to be honest, like if Peyton Manning won his second Super Bowl and then he had two and Brady had three, then that stupid ass debate is going to start again, which I have not heard since Peyton lost. |
1:21.0 | I should say the Colts lost when they played the Saints and I didn't want to fucking hear it. All right, and I love it. So all you Peyton Manning fans for all these years who've been telling me that fucking Peyton's better than Brady. |
1:35.0 | Look how many yards he had in fucking October. |
1:43.0 | I know it was a classic, a classic Peyton Manning stat yesterday is despite the fact that they got the live and shit kicked out of him. |
1:53.0 | He still set the record for most completions in a Super Bowl game, right? |
1:59.0 | He completed 33 passes. 33 passes. You got to be like Jesus Christ. What do you throw for 500 yards? |
2:07.0 | 400, at least 33. You don't need to throw for 280 yards. That's less than nine yards a catch. It was eight points up yards a catch. |
2:17.0 | Thinking it dunked down the damn field and he got half those fucking yards in the end of the third quarter when Seattle went into like a fucking prevent, just gave him the middle of the field and gave him those six fucking points, which pissed me off. |
2:32.0 | I wanted him to shut him out. Right. It's embarrassing how much I root against Peyton because it's like it has nothing to do with the guy. |
2:39.0 | I think he's a great fucking quarterback. It was just what I really I'm doing as I'm hating on Peyton is if I can be am I too white to use that expression as I dislike Peyton Manning is I am. |
2:55.0 | It's really just all the sports fans that I've run into over the years who just with Peyton Manning it was always individual stats and then blaming everybody around him. |
3:06.0 | The coaching the defense the ready game. I'll fucking crap. Give me a goddamn break. Give me a fucking break. Did you see that look on his face about three quarters of the way through the first quarter in my family that is known as Peyton face and that's when he starts pounding and he gets frustrated and he gets a party. |
3:24.0 | He can't have you fucking later looking like that. Now nobody on ESPN is going to say it none of them are going to fucking say that shit because they fucking drop down at the stats God and suck its dick every day on fucking sports center. |
3:40.0 | They don't watch the game. All right. None of those people on ESPN are even human beings. They walk in as human beings. Right. And then something happens. |
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