Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, February 10th,

2014. How's it going? How are you? Yes, I know. I realize the podcast is actually air quote on time

this week. Okay, don't even start that shit. It's never late. All right. I always tape on Monday

mornings. That's why I called the Monday morning podcast. You fucking myopic cunts. All right. The

only reason why you're getting it this early on Mondays because I'm taping it on Sunday. The

only reason why I'm taping it on Sunday, which I shouldn't even be doing because it's a day of rest.

All right. It's a day to sit back after a week of farming. Give your fucking oxen some oats.

Whatever you feed them. Hey, is that what you feed them? I don't want to fuck you feed them.

All right. All I know is they don't they're fucking jacked and then you never see them fucking

drinking a protein shake. Do you? People who drink protein shakes, you know something years later

when you get the powder cancer, I don't want to hear about it. Okay. You're drinking a goddamn

powdered shake. What are you on the fucking jetzins? Sit down and have a pork chop like the rest of us.

These fucking idiots. I know these goddamn workout people. First you go out there and you dress like

the green lantern. Then you take out your little fucking powder thing, your little thing and you shake

the thing up. Then you suck it down. Just have a fucking salad. You know, dude, you know,

pissed off those people who were selling the twat of nature where it made me. They were actually upset.

So they won't be on my podcast anymore. They were mad. They were mad. Is this selling that box full of

lies? Yeah, you get hungry in the afternoon. Yeah, gee. What do I do?

You can have a fucking banana. You can have an apple. You're gonna be fine. Watch the pounds melt off.

I don't need you to come over with your tray of snacks. The guys, the guys, the guys.

Oh, fuck out of here. Okay. And shame on you for going in order in that shit. You lazy fucking tub of

shit. I'm sorry. Now, I know you're not supposed to fat shame, but you know, it's time we start fucking

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