Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, February 16th.

And I'm back in the USA, baby. Finally, I should say I'm back home. I'm back home and home is where the hardest. Don't you think?

Actually, I have a new recorder. I don't know if the levels are too high here. I have no fucking idea. I can't really hear myself. The old girl finally died. I mentioned last week the Olympus LS 10 is what I had.

And they're all the way up to the 14th. And I got the 14, which I seem to be enjoying so far, although I can't stand the fucking ladies voice.

Every button that you hit because like recording back to main menu. And it's this fucking English lady. It's like, what the fuck are you doing?

Why? Why wouldn't the fuck did an American accent just become like you can't have that? You can't have it on like your like all these fucking one of those things that I advertise on this podcast.

It's like they try to give you like for your voicemail. You have some sort of international just not from America voice. And all of a sudden it makes it sound like you're like, hey, wow, I like this company.

They must be fucking people over globally all over the world. The fuck did you did you hear this? The fucking.

Did you hear the outgoing message? Oh, hello, welcome to pink Barry. All of a sudden I think I'm getting a higher class fucking yogurt.

Because what? Because it's got an English accent. What the fuck is it with the goddamn English that everybody thinks it's so fucking.

You know what it is? It has to do with the fact that we're over here on our own goddamn island.

All right. And if it actually had some sort of French accent, all it does is remind you that you can't fucking speak the language.

But what like English all of a sudden it starts to sound a little hoidy, toyty. You know who I blame for all this? I blame Madonna.

All right. Let me tell you something about that fucking lady there. All right. She's some fucking Detroit.

She grew upside outside of that fucking hellhole.

By the way, you know something. Let's complete the thought bill for the love of God. See it through.

Okay, she grew up outside of that fucking hellhole. She does a couple of fucking whoop-de-doos around the world singing a dumbass song in her mustard colored pumps.

And all of a sudden she's got a fucking English accent. It's annoying. All right.

I've lived out here from fucking coming up on eight years. All right.

I still like- I still sound like I'm going down the tarp pipe.

You know, I was just over in Asia that it come back sounded like I was from fucking India.

You know, I mean Madonna, how much are you searching?

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