Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, December 29th, 2014.

This is about as loud as I'm going to get by the way.

I might even bring it down here, you know what I'm saying?

Hold me, tell you last week was a rough one, you know?

I actually have a bunch of relatives over at my house and they're still all sleeping because,

you know, they went out last night and I'm an old man.

I'm an old man. I was in bed by fucking 1030.

Fucking verzy called me driving back from the clubs.

I think I fell asleep twice during his conversation and it was funny.

He was like, I would wake back up to him going like,

don't did I lose you?

And I would wake up and I would immediately lie and just be like, no, no, no, I'm listening.

I'm listening.

And I woke up this morning, mad at myself.

Like, why did I feel the need to lie there?

What am I practicing for when like, I really need to lie?

What's wrong with saying, yeah, I fell asleep.

Was I concerned about Paul Verzy's feelings?

Like, Paul, I find you so boring that I was wide awake at the beginning of that sentence

and by the end of it, I was asleep.

That wasn't the case. It was late at night.

I was an old man. I had a big steak dinner.

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