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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 1-12-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2015

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick and powdered wigs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and this is the Monday morning podcast for Monday

0:08.7

January 12th, I'm gonna guess not it's not January 12th the fuck

0:13.5

Well, wait a minute the 17th is Saturday Fridays is 16 15 14 13 12. Yeah, it's the fucking 12th

0:21.7

I'm on the road and

0:24.5

I gotta keep my voice down here because I'm in the fucking hotel room and I don't feel like

0:28.1

As it also always happens whenever I do a podcast in the hotel room is somebody eventually knocks on the door because I'm screaming

0:36.3

Kant too loud

0:38.1

You know

0:39.8

If I was screaming bastard that would be fine

0:42.6

Okay, but if I scream Kant then all of a sudden they start thinking about NFL players in their bottom lips quivering

0:48.4

And they realized that they got to get it right got to get right

0:53.1

Got to get right and then they come up here and then I have a fucking problem

0:56.3

So anyways

0:59.6

This is gonna be my tone for the fucking week

1:04.7

I'm in New Orleans do you know what it means to miss New Orleans that's where my baby goes

1:14.0

Got an acting gig out here for a couple of days a couple of days and

1:18.9

Yeah, that's it anyways

1:20.9

Um, do you guys watch the football this weekend? How exciting was the goddamn football?

1:29.0

This fucking city is so fucking shady man. I love it, but it's fucking shady

1:34.8

I

1:35.8

Never been in a city where you feel like it's Christmas and you can get your fucking throat slit at any second

1:41.1

I mean that is that is New Orleans in a nutshell

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