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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 12-21-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms and giving thanks.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning

0:04.6

podcast for Monday, December 21st, 2015. What's going on? How are you?

0:12.4

Hey, it's almost the end of the year. Did I take time out to say thank you for

0:19.7

being here and for just getting over in your vibe? Seriously, I want to thank

0:25.1

everybody who's been watching. F is for family. All right. Now Netflix doesn't

0:29.6

give out any ratings. They keep them to themselves, you know, like a fat kid

0:36.1

with cookies. You know, they don't tell anybody what's going on. So I have no

0:40.7

idea. All I can judge by is the feedback you guys have been giving me on Twitter,

0:45.0

Facebook, and wherever the hell else you guys are at. And you guys seem to be

0:50.1

liking it. So thank you so much for watching the God damn show. Please tell

0:54.0

your friends about it. Very happy that people are enjoying it. We worked our

0:59.0

asses off on it. So with that, let's get on with the podcast. As you know,

1:05.2

it's really light today. You know, later than it usually is, I just have family

1:10.4

in town. And I don't know, they're like regular people. So they sleep and, you know,

1:18.8

they sleep and they sleep and they sleep. And I am, I don't get it. I mean, I go to

1:23.6

bed after I go to bed after regular people and I wake up before them, you know,

1:29.6

it's probably because they're like, I don't know, more just at peace with

1:34.8

themselves so they can just keep sleeping. But my brain keeps going, I'm

1:38.2

about to fucking night. So I mean, I can get about six hours. And then I got to

1:43.2

get up and start doing something or I go absolutely fucking insane. So I wasn't

1:49.1

able to record this morning because everybody was still sleeping and I had to

1:52.7

walk around and be on eggshells. So of course, I'm on the phone with Verzy and

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