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🗓️ 29 November 2016
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, November 28th, 2016. |
0:08.6 | Then I'm doing on November 29th at Tuesday. What's going on? How are you? I am okay. |
0:16.6 | In case you were wondering, I got a little, I know, I got a little, I've been fighting off this cough for like two fucking weeks. |
0:22.2 | Who's kidding who? Right? And I, you know, I was fighting it off and it was getting worse and |
0:27.5 | he kept going, why don't you take some medicine? Why don't you take, take some of this mute's an X? |
0:33.7 | Right? Holy shit. |
0:35.2 | Half fucking my hats off to anybody that can get fucking drunk off of that stuff. |
0:39.2 | Jesus Christ. That's like peppermint, schnapps times fucking 20. |
0:45.7 | Really it's, Mucinex is like schnapps on steroids. It's just, you know, |
0:51.4 | one of the, you know, the other is have these dumb challenge, challenges like the mannequin challenge. |
0:55.4 | I don't understand what is the challenge just holds still as somebody pans around the room. |
1:01.0 | That's a fucking challenge. How the fuck did we go from faking a lunar landing? |
1:06.3 | Faking that, faking out the whole fucking Russians. |
1:09.7 | They got so freaked out that day, day one, they went on a hissy fit for the next fucking 30 years before they finally went broke, right? |
1:16.9 | In the early 90s. |
1:20.2 | Because we, we accepted the challenge of the faking of the lunar land. |
1:24.0 | Maybe we even got there the lunar land, landing challenge. |
1:27.3 | Now we're fucking all the mannequin. Oh, planking. |
1:30.4 | Yeah, I lay face down and somebody takes a picture of me. Oh, dude, that's epic. |
1:36.6 | Jesus Christ. I don't know. You know what the, you know what it is? |
1:39.1 | Is these fucking goddamn cunts, young people these days, you know, no offense, right? |
1:44.2 | God blesses. Let's say fucking spend their whole lives with these fucking reality. |
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