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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-1-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2016

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about white shit, preachers and having Ebola.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. What's going on? Huh?

0:05.0

Huh?

0:07.0

Um, it's, uh, what the fuck is it? It's, um, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast.

0:16.0

I'm just checking in on you.

0:21.0

I'm just checking in on you just seeing how your week's going.

0:25.0

Huh? Is it going the way you planned it?

0:28.0

Did you have any plans?

0:31.0

Think about that. That's like some self-help shit. Think about that people like when you start your work week.

0:37.0

Do you have a plan?

0:41.0

I mean, other than getting in your car, kissing your wife or, or, or, or, or, or husband, or, or, or partner, or, or and, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, and you drive down the street and, and, and, and, and, and, and you get yourself a coffee.

0:56.0

And you go into work, but do you have a plan beyond just taking the vessel that holds your saw?

1:06.3

Into that workplace. Do you have a plan? Because I'll tell you right now,

1:12.6

God has a plan. God has a plan for you and you and you and each and every one of you.

1:18.8

But you have to listen. How can we know what our plan is? What is plan is for us?

1:34.2

If we don't listen. That right there is why I don't go to church. The use of vocal dynamics,

1:43.9

they always get way up. Then they come in for the whisper. That's how it works. That's called

1:54.4

the sand dusky. I'm sorry. Everyone from Penn State, I know your team's ranked. I know you're

2:01.7

thinking you're going to fucking somehow slip and slide your way out of the horrors of that shower.

2:06.9

And that no asshole sports fan like me is going to bring it up. Oh no, it's going to be brought

2:12.3

up. Jesus Christ. I'm going to take all the shit I took for some fucking air pressure.

2:18.0

You think you're going to take down one goddamn statue? We all know you're going to put it back up.

2:21.6

One of these days we all know Joey Paz coming back up. Where are you going to put it?

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