Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

November 26, 2012. How are you doing? I hope you are fine. Okay. I hope you are fine.

I hope during this holiday season that you and yours and any pets you have from mammals all the way down to gold fishes are just doing great.

And thinking about prostate cancer.

I'm actually psyched to be back here in LA. I kind of have to keep my voice down because the lovely Nia is still sleeping upstairs.

I am basically holding two microphones right now because I've learned how to shut off the external microphone on this thing and I didn't have time to go back to get to us.

And figure out how to just use one mic on this and have it come into both my fucking ears. You know, I don't know how to do it.

So I got to go down and talk to one of those fucking guys. Sorry. All right. I'm not good at this shit. So I'm sitting here holding two microphones like kind of like John Bonham.

You know, but I could compare myself to him when he played the track four sticks to sticks in each hand. Right. I got two microphones.

He's got four sticks. Go to the bottom this week. All right. I got a ton of shit to talk about this week. A lot of sports stuff by the way.

Just to get you know, just for all the people that fucking hate when I talk sports, this might be one you just want to shut off.

Okay. Just fucking walk away and be like, why doesn't you talk about middle earth?

Somebody informed me by the way that Lord of the Rings, that middle earth thing. It's not in the middle of the earth. It's not like between our world and the center of the earth. Like I thought it was.

They're like, oh shit. It's actually another fucking plan. Well, what is it me?

You know that that writer sucks so bad he couldn't come up with another name for a planet. They did that with fucking Superman's parents. Didn't they?

Didn't he come from like the fucking the planet of Zog or Zorg? That was always big in sci-fi. Like if there was a planet or a guy's name, it always had to start it with a Z.

Because that just sounded like so fucking alien because nobody ever named a kid like it was a couple of zacks. You know, what else is there other than Zach Zelda?

That's it for me. Zippy.

You know. Jesus.

Anyway, so let's get into the let's get into the sports here. So fucking weird to be holding two microphones. I feel like one of those divas singers.

You ever see that back in the day when they would have to be singing into one microphone and then have another microphone taped to the other one.

You know.

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