Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 19th,

2012

What's going on? How are you?

I am in my apartment in New York City and I think I am as well-might as I've ever been. I bought some new device

the one that I actually arey-shaffir

showed me when I did his skeptic tank podcast and

I don't know how to shut off the external microphone. So I'm using a microphone like I'm fucking

Michael Douglas. I got on my headphones. I got two more stereo

Like if you can't fucking hear me this week if somebody says oh the podcast was too quiet

All right, maybe you need to go get a miracle ear

But they still sell that

Miracle ear can't they like fucking

Growing ear outside of the body at this point can't they like grow one in a petri dish?

Isn't that what they're working on right now? I mean they can grow the outside at this point. You know it was years ago

Years ago they they showed that unlike the local news right after some old lady, you know who's made jam for the last 70 years just fucking died

Are they easy to do that in the end?

No, they wouldn't not as she died. They do it earlier, but if she was still alive

She's been making a jab for 70 years and oh, she's still going

Oh my god, that was some wonderful jam. Yeah, I'll sit was we'll fuck later

Anyways, if this is too loud if this is fucked up. It's just gonna be this one week

I just got to go find some tech person. I'm probably tomorrow morning by tiny listening to this

I'm gonna be doing the open Anthony show

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