Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 21st, 2016.

What's going on? How are you? How's it going? Oh, I'm doing good, man. I hope you guys are doing all.

It's a holiday weekend. Doobie, doobie, doobie, and school to leave.

Bob, you only have to work three days unless your boss is a fucking cunt. There's always other ones too.

Oh, if you're fucking self-employed or if you're not happy with your home life,

you'll come up with a reason, right? To go back into work just to fucking avoid it.

Yeah, you know what this year? Because we've been getting the fucking kitchen done. We don't have time

to cook or anything. So we're actually going to a friend's house for Thanksgiving, which is

great because they live in the same city as us. So we don't have to go to the fucking airport.

All these fucking people waddling around. You know those people just oblivious of other people.

It's a great fucking human being, just totally being all about yourself oblivious moment.

Is when fucking people, there's a whole herd of people just riding down an escalator and people,

like the second they step off it, they don't keep walking and get the fuck out of the way. They just

all fucking oblivious. It's like you would just on the escalator. There's 50 people in front of you,

a hundred people behind you. Touchdown, fucking redskins.

Sorry, I got the game on. What a fucking throw. What the fuck is going on with the packers this year,

man? I don't fucking get it. Anyway, sorry about the screaming there. You know, you got 50 people

in front of you. You got a hundred fucking people behind you. You know, and people are getting off

that kind of me anorin and you're on the escalator thinking, go, go, get out of the way before we all fall

down on each other. Right? It's very sort of a thinking human being going like, oh, assessing the

problem. Well, one and in fucking eight seconds when I become that person, I'm going to get the fuck out

of the way. So whoever the fuck is 20 people behind me will not be having this panic moment because of

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