Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrts, the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 9, 2012, 2012. Ah, that doesn't sound right.

Can't wait for this fucking century to get going. You know, I need this century to be over so I can just be, uh, why was it so much easier last decade?

Remember that shit. Hi, Cleo. You remember how easy that was?

Fucking dog staring at me. I got it over there and they call it the casa. That's what the dog trainer said. Hey, stay there. Stay.

Cosa, it's not a cosa. It's fucking cage. Okay, and the look on her face says that that's exactly what it is.

You know, but that's your spot. You stay there. I got the door open. I got the door open. Don't fucking look at me like that dog.

All right, I know where your food is. Um, speaking of which, I went out but our brand new fucking big bag of dog food.

Actually tried some of it. Horrible. If you look at dog food, you're like, you know, I didn't look that bad.

Can you try it? You're like, wow, that really sucks. I can't believe it's always in a good mood eating shit like that.

I actually tried some. Um, now send me emails. Dude, you know, they have pigs asses in there. Maybe I like pigs asses.

You ever think about that? It ain't gay if it's an animal. Um, this is the Monday morning podcast. I hope you guys all had a great day.

I'm actually recording it Sunday night because I was so uplifted because Jesus won another football game.

You know, and I got a quote somebody on, on, um, Twitter who said Tim.

Oh, geez.

Can you believe that son of a bitch won another fucking game? I'll tell you what's funny. I still don't believe in him.

And I know there's a lot of people out there. We're like, dude, he fucking killed between hundred. I don't give a fuck.

All right. You know what I did one time? What? One time I hit an NBA three pointer. I went behind the line. I threw it up and it went in.

Unbelievable. You're going to sign me. Give me a fucking break.

Last week he had the worst fucking game of his career. And now this week, you know, you, you were so fucking underwhelmed.

I just had a big argument with, with, with Versi, because Versi was saying the guy's legit and all this type of shit.

You know, not saying he totally believed in him, but I was just like, are you really going to fucking do this to me?

Are you really as a sports fan, Paul Versi? Are you really going to do this to me?

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