Monday Morning Podcast 1-8-18
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2018
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.0 | January 8th, 2018. That's a lot of age, dude. I should go get a fucking scratch ticket |
| 0:16.5 | and play nothing but AIDS. Do my number came in, hit it for fucking seven in a quarter. |
| 0:24.6 | We're going to go down to fucking one of the fucking those casinos down there. Jesus Christ, |
| 0:31.2 | I perform at them. I'm going to go down to Mahiigan's son, dude. Hit the fucking black |
| 0:37.1 | check table, split Nasis kid. What am I playing with house money? How are you? How was |
| 0:45.0 | your first week kind of the year? Did you did you enjoy it? There's only 51 left or four |
| 0:52.2 | left if you listen to people who are fucking freaking out about global warming. I mean, you |
| 0:57.4 | know, I'm not saying that it doesn't concern me, but I just kind of take a day to day. I look |
| 1:03.0 | out the window, right? There's no zombies. I can turn on the faucet. There's still water. |
| 1:08.8 | Okay. You got to look for the zombies first. I like the old zombies. You know what I mean? |
| 1:15.2 | The ones that walked real slow. He had a fucking chance, as opposed to now they're like |
| 1:18.1 | running around. I'll roy it up. Roy it up. That's right. They're on the fucking juice. All |
| 1:26.1 | these zombies need to be tested. They got to get it out of the fucking league. All right. |
| 1:32.3 | All those kills that all those other zombies have. That's why like zombies are killing so |
| 1:36.2 | many people now. You know what I mean? Of course you don't. You don't know what the fucking |
| 1:41.1 | talking about. Neither do I. All right. If you knew to my podcast, how are you? Get ready |
| 1:46.4 | to listen to some of the dumbest shit you're going to hear for like another 58 minutes. |
| 1:51.5 | I think. Yeah. Good call. Minute 52. Minute 52 into the podcast. I'm going to fucking |
| 2:01.2 | pat myself on the back. That's the back of my head. That's why it was fucking sounded |
| 2:05.7 | like, you know, fucking wedding ring. You know, sucks about wedding ring. You got this |
| 2:12.2 | little piece of metal on your hand. You hit yourself. You know, it's like a constant |
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