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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names and ex wives. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday,

0:07.0

January 15, 2018. What's going on? How are you? How are you? I'm in San Francisco. It's still Sunday.

0:21.0

The second half has just begun. The Saints go marching in versus Minnesota Vikings. This

0:28.2

Saints was my pick this weekend. I loved Drew Breeze going into Minnesota and fucking

0:35.5

having everybody cry and at the fucking Mall of America by the end of the game. And so

0:40.6

far the Vikings are up 17 to nothing, although I think they just fucking went three and

0:45.1

out. Old case key to just got put down on his fucking keyster. We'll see. We'll see.

0:53.3

You never know what's going to happen. You know, I mean, look, look at the fucking Jaguars.

0:57.4

The Jaguars just came right out, gave the Steelers the old right there, Fred, all of a sudden

1:03.2

they're running back, Twists is ankle, right? I don't feel I can't put any weight on it,

1:08.8

man, right? Then all of a sudden the Steelers come roaring, fucking back. And I'm sitting

1:13.6

there going this game's over. Pittsburgh Steelers, it's in Pittsburgh. This shit is over.

1:21.4

No way what the fuck's his name, Bryce Bordles. I can't, by the way, I can't keep up with

1:27.7

these fucking names from the 90s. Okay, the cases, the Bryce, the Bolton's, the fucking,

1:34.6

I don't know, you know, a lot of comics have done bits about it, but you know, back

1:39.0

when it was like, you know, Bill Bob, fucking Steve Joe, greatest quarterback of all fucking

1:48.5

time at one point was named Joe. You know, Joe name, Joe Montana, Joe Thysman, Joe,

1:57.6

fucking Blake Bordles. I, you know, whatever. I'm just an old, crabby fucking man. I guess

2:07.7

the 90s, it was really big to name your kid after a scene name, considering all the quarterbacks,

2:12.5

right? Kurt Carson case. It's like, did Roger Clemens fuck all these women?

2:19.7

But he did that. He had like fucking nine kids and he could Cody Kyle, country Chris,

2:29.0

right? They were all case. They were all case. Yeah, why would you have them have their own

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