Monday, March 9th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 200 minutes
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Summary
0:00-1:00 – Show Open
1:00-7:00 – Dave’s family woke him up several times last night
7:00-19:00 – Emailer’s friend met girl from overseas online and she’s very jealous
19:00-22:00 – Comfy Friday trend in Sweden
22:00-31:00 – Signs that you made it as a Millennial
31:00-35:00 – Tornados and severe storms rip through parts of the country
35:00-39:00 – SWAT team board plane with guns drawn because of suspicious activity on board
39:00-42:00 – Worker fell through a hotel’s old coal chute
42:00-45:00 – ‘cool parents’ in trouble after 60 teens found drinking in their home
45:00-48:00 – Woman busted performing dental work without license
48:00-51:00 – Town making guy take giant skeleton down from top of his business
51:00-55:00 – Newly adopted dog went missing and was found 5 weeks later
55:00-1:02:00 – DST affected the show and Dave’s windshield got cracked
1:02:00-1:04:00 – Sherrone Moore in court
1:04:00-1:07:00 – Guy fell as he finished marathon and lost
1:07:00-1:13:00 – 3-year-old is good at baseball
1:13:00-1:18:00 – Woman arrested after shooting at Rihanna’s house
1:18:00-1:22:00 – Update on arrest of Britney Spears
1:22:00-1:30:00 – actress says she was filmed nude without her knowing
1:30:00-1:36:00 – Songs, TV shows, and movies that make Americans horny
1:36:00-1:42:00 – Guy uses Google Translate while robbing store
1:42:00-1:55:00 – Inmate has sex in porta-potty
1:55:00-2:01:00 – Cop accused of sending woman’s nudes to his own phone during arrest
2:01:00-2:07:00 – Mayor who was caught pantsless at City Hall fired more people
2:07:00-2:15:00 – Drive-thru worker pepper sprayed
2:15:00-2:17:00 – KFC worker pepper sprayed
2:17:00-2:23:00 – Fake story about guy kidnapped by dolphins
2:23:00-2:28:00 – Teen pilot able to make emergency landing on Florida highway
2:28:00-2:32:00 – A couple of people help driver who went unconscious while behind the wheel
2:32:00-2:40:00 – 2 women found dead in motel from carbon monoxide poisoning
2:40:00-2:42:00 – Couple sets trap for porch pirates with poop in a box
2:42:00-2:47:00 – Science created an onion that won’t make you cry
2:47:00-2:52:00 – Students TP teacher’s house and accidentally run him over
2:52:00-2:57:00 – Substitute teacher gave students weed gummies
2:57:00-End – Guy breaks Guinness World Record for having the most teeth
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| 0:00.0 | David Chuck the Freak on a hell of a Monday. |
| 0:03.0 | It is sucking balls. |
| 0:05.1 | But thanks for being with us. |
| 0:07.1 | And on the show today, why should you not be foreign and flying right now? |
| 0:12.6 | It seems dangerous, Dave. |
| 0:14.0 | We'll tell you about that. |
| 0:15.4 | Also, an idiot criminal tries to use Google Translate to commit a crime, but it's what this store was selling |
| 0:24.0 | that really catches our eye. Oh yeah, wild. Chuck Hitch. Also, an inmate pulls off |
| 0:30.8 | porta potty sex like someone else on the show. We do know someone may have pulled off before. |
| 0:44.5 | A worker is pepper sprayed, which led to Chuck revealing an amazing fast food avenger story. |
| 0:45.3 | I'm kind of a hero, Dave. |
| 0:46.3 | You are not at all, but it blew our minds that he would actually go to these lengths. |
| 0:50.3 | What did he do? |
| 0:51.3 | You'll get to that and much more on today's edition of Dave |
| 0:56.0 | and Chuck the Freak. Oh, what's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a |
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