Friday, March 6th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2026
⏱️ 198 minutes
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Summary
0:00-1:00 – Show Open
1:00-10:00 – Cookie Day and Dave tried new sugar-free Oreos
10:00-13:00 – Middle name pride day
13:00-16:00 – Why Gen Z isn’t taking part in bar culture as much
16:00-30:00 – AT-home happy hours are becoming more popular
30:00-35:00 – Marketplace meetup turned into hit-and-run
35:00-39:00 – Update on the guy who was attacked after PS5 Marketplace meet-up
39:00-42:00 – SW Airlines testing cabin cleaner fees
42:00-48:00 – United Airlines may ban you for watching things on your phone without headphones
48:00-51:00 – Amber scared Dave this morning
51:00-54:00 – Guy riding electric scooter on freeway
54:00-58:00 – TGIFridays waitress helped kid who was having a meltdown at restaurant
58:00-1:04:00 – University basketball team assistant coach accused of being a pimp
1:04:00-1:08:00 – Snow storm trapped people at Alaska basketball gym
1:08:00-1:18:00 – Britney Spears DUI update
1:18:00-1:22:00 – Savannah Guthrie will return to Today Show
1:22:00-1:24:00 – Kansas salt mine
1:24:00-1:27:00 – Married couple from The Amazing Race suing for making them look horrible
1:27:00-1:31:00 – Afro Man says lawsuit violates his freedom
1:31:00-1:39:00 – Guy breaks into old couple’s home and old lady threatens him with gun named ‘Sweet Jane’
1:39:00-1:46:00 – Jail kitchen worker busted having sex with inmates
1:46:00-1:49:00 – Guy admits to creepily touching women’s hair on Metro trains
1:49:00-1:58:00 – Teacher filmed himself peeing in classroom
1:58:00 – 2:04:00 – Another rub and tug called Jenny Spa busted
2:04:00-2:11:00 – Digital billboard rejected guy’s ad that featured him shirtless
2:11:00-2:15:00 – Camels booted from beauty contest for using injectables
2:15:00-2:19:00 – Man shoved 2 kids off bikes at concert
2:19:00-2:25:00 – Ask Dave & Chuck: Fiancée flipped out because he opened her mail
2:25:00-2:31:00 – Ask Dave & Chuck: friend wants to take him to Scotland
2:31:00-2:35:00 – Ask Dave & Chuck: friend can’t keep a lady because he’s a jerk
2:35:00-2:45:00 – Ask Dave & Chuck: Should he dump his GF for telling him to leave his job?
2:45:00-2:48:00 – Guy’s TikTok videos helped bust him for reckless motorcycle driving
2:48:00-2:52:00 – Bunk bed collapse caught on camera
2:52:00-2:55:00 – Another kid gets stuck in same claw game as another kid recently
2:55:00-2:56:00 – Daylight Saving Time
2:56:00-3:00:00 – Woman used Find My iPhone to save husband from avalanche
3:00:00-3:02:00 – Wendy’s hiring Chief Tasting Officer
3:02:00-3:05:00 – Girl Scouts selling cookies outside of weed dispensaries
3:05:00-End – Canadian guy arrested after stealing flamingo from Flamingo hotel in Las Vegas
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Finally, the Friday Bitches edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. It seemed like the longest week ever. |
| 0:05.8 | But off the top, do I fall for another AI scam again? Oh, God. I thought I was going to be safe, |
| 0:14.7 | Chuck. You did, but it's getting good. It's getting me. It gets real good. It knows how to get me. |
| 0:20.5 | It does know how to get you. |
| 0:22.2 | We hear from this old couple that were the victims of a home invasion, but what's pretty |
| 0:27.0 | amazing is how rough and tumble the old lady is. I got a little surprise for somebody you're |
| 0:34.1 | going to find out about. Watch out for Mary and Sweet Jane is all we'll say. |
| 0:40.0 | Perv touches women's hair on the subway system. |
| 0:44.3 | And if you thought that was pervy, what does this teacher do in a classroom that really had us flabbergasted? |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, makes no sense at all. |
| 0:52.3 | And it's what he said to. |
| 0:53.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.8 | A camel beauty contest? You know what that means. A douchebag that's knocking kids off of bikes, asked Dave and Chuck |
| 1:05.0 | the freak, and so much more on the way as we get going with this edition of Dave and Chuck the |
| 1:10.0 | freak. Oh, what's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. |
| 1:14.8 | It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy |
| 1:19.5 | that sweet tooth. Go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that |
| 1:25.2 | nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar. |
| 1:27.8 | Zero sugar? |
| 1:28.7 | Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick. |
| 1:32.1 | So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating candy. |
| 1:34.9 | Exactly. |
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