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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 8.22.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo goes on a passionate rant as a continuation of his last Facebook post. Summer shares if she' s ever had an STD, and Lazlo is super hyped for college football. SlimFast gives a hack on how to get cheap subscriptions. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Door Dashers’ car that was destroyed over a wrong order, a woman with ALS that was given a voice via AI, Erik Menendez being denied parole, the Pulse nightclub memorial getting removed, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.9

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.0

Yo!

0:47.6

My man, how are you?

0:49.6

I've never been better.

0:50.6

How are you?

0:51.0

I'm great, man.

0:51.8

Good.

0:52.1

No problems.

0:52.9

Glad to hear it.

0:54.1

It's Friday. Grab yourself a donut.

0:55.6

Oh, I see you brought them from the lay donuts. Yep. I know. I'll tell you, man. Still makes me laugh. Me too, because the first time I went there, I thought it was going to be, I was like, this is going to be some sort of croissants and stuff. It's going to be expensive, but it's just like an immigrant couple working their asses off selling

0:53.6

Good for them, man.

0:54.4

Nice donuts, I know.

0:55.4

And they're open in time.

0:57.1

Yep. So. I will have one. I promise. Thanks for getting the plain ones. How, uh, yeah, I got those for you. How, uh, how's a response been? To my Facebook? I mean, look, my, my fiance doesn't even have Facebook

1:28.4

and she's reading me stuff off Facebook

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