Friday, 8.22.25
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 22 August 2025
⏱️ 115 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.6 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:30.6 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.6 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.9 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:47.6 | My man, how are you? |
| 0:49.6 | I've never been better. |
| 0:50.6 | How are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, man. |
| 0:51.8 | Good. |
| 0:52.1 | No problems. |
| 0:52.9 | Glad to hear it. |
| 0:54.1 | It's Friday. Grab yourself a donut. |
| 0:55.6 | Oh, I see you brought them from the lay donuts. Yep. I know. I'll tell you, man. Still makes me laugh. Me too, because the first time I went there, I thought it was going to be, I was like, this is going to be some sort of croissants and stuff. It's going to be expensive, but it's just like an immigrant couple working their asses off selling |
| 0:53.6 | Good for them, man. |
| 0:54.4 | Nice donuts, I know. |
| 0:55.4 | And they're open in time. |
| 0:57.1 | Yep. So. I will have one. I promise. Thanks for getting the plain ones. How, uh, yeah, I got those for you. How, uh, how's a response been? To my Facebook? I mean, look, my, my fiance doesn't even have Facebook |
| 1:28.4 | and she's reading me stuff off Facebook |
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