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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 06.27.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Happy Friday! ** SlimFast asks Lazlo what he would do in a cannibalism or starvation scenario; Lazlo opts for crashing a car** After much discussion, the guys come to the conclusion that Ozempic doesn't seem too bad.** Lazlo and Slim discuss what their worst nightmare is - which, surprisingly, David Spade has experienced.*** The Supreme Court is making some big decisions** Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on current fashion trends**

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.6

to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.4

the church of laslow has begun my man how are you good are you you had a hectic morning is it

0:51.8

well a hectic night i don't understand what it happened.

1:01.2

One moment I'm letting the dog out, and I see like the skies are darking a little bit.

1:01.9

Oh, yeah.

1:07.6

And then there was like, I mean, seriously, maybe two seconds of rain, and our power went out.

1:10.9

But then the power stayed out all evening last evening.

1:12.8

So it was out for hours.

1:14.6

And I'm looking at the map.

1:16.7

You know, you get the little updates from Evergey.

1:18.0

Hey, we know your power's out.

1:19.3

And they keep sending you updates.

1:21.7

So at one point they said, like, it'll be back on by 745.

1:23.4

At like 740, they sent me an update.

1:28.2

Hey, it's going to be delayed. So I think they got it back on at like 10 o'clock, but then it apparently went off again at like 3.30 this morning and, or at some point, I think that's around

1:34.9

when it went off. I don't know. But when I left this morning, the entire neighborhood, it's filled

1:38.6

with trucks working on it, so there are people working on it, but just absolutely nobody

1:42.9

with power, and they keep sending me the maps.

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