meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday 4.3.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 127 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

How much does it cost to get a 90’s equivalent of a 3k car? Legal driving ages are confusing. What things did you like as a kid? SlimFast and Summer roughly explain Lazlo the recent Lawrence drama. Tiger Woods’ DUI bodycam footage was released. A new parenting hack is going viral that will stop your kids from having tantrums, and Lazlo gives the weekend sports bets. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:21.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:33.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.5

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:48.7

Yo.

0:49.3

Hi.

0:50.4

How are you?

0:51.0

I'm great. How are you?

0:51.9

I'm great.

0:53.4

Never been better?

1:10.9

Never been better. Is it Friday? It is Friday. Thank God. I know. It felt like Friday yesterday, but today it's a real deal. Yeah. How's life? You got big weekend plans, Laslo? No, no. It's Chachos' birthday today. Oh, that's right. It says birthday. We've got back-to-back-to-back birthdays. That's right.

1:12.6

Note to self. So, I got to go get him a car today. A car. I thought he said card. Well, I do got to get a card, too. I mean, yeah. We've got to stop on the way home, maybe to get a cake or something. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I got to make sure I get out of here in time because I need to stop by and get a car for him.

1:30.6

Do you, are you is there a car

1:32.9

waiting for him that you just need to go sign paperwork well he's gonna go pick it out oh i went

1:37.7

yesterday and kind of looked at a few okay you know just a little you know recon work before you know

1:44.1

you get there is he in one of those situations where he's like, uh, I don't care? Yeah, that's cool. I'd be happy with anything. That's nice. Like, just not super. I think he's excited about it. But, you know, he's also a teenager man. You're like, hey, you know, you're all right.

2:02.1

But, I mean, he knows more of what, he's like, boy, I don't love that.

2:09.4

Okay.

2:09.8

But there are some that he likes, you can tell.

2:13.2

So we'll see.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.