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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday 2.9.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

SlimFast literally fell through the ceiling. Lazlo and SlimFast catch up on the Nancy Guthrie updates. Would you bet 33k on The Super Bowl? RIP Brad Arnold. Can Gary leave us alone??? In headlines, the guys talk about Trump dissing Bad Bunny' s Super Bowl performance, Lindsey Vonn getting hurt, and a huge update with Ana Kepner, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.2

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.9

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:31.0

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.5

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.8

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.5

Yo!

0:47.9

How are you, man?

0:49.4

Man, I'm great.

0:50.3

How are you?

0:50.6

I'm all right.

0:51.4

Yeah?

0:52.4

Everybody's a little bit richer today?

0:53.8

Ah, I took it right in the ass. Took it in the ass. Izzo. What? I know. All right. So the one bad, I made one big bet was K-9, Kev Walker, scoring three touchdowns, right? That's a, you know, a long shot.

1:11.8

He didn't score any, so it's fine.

1:13.4

You're not worried about that one, right?

1:15.3

The one that killed me was I changed the line,

1:18.2

and I bet a significant amount of money

1:20.8

on the Seattle Seahawks minus 17 and a half

1:24.2

for six times my money.

1:26.8

That was kind of a last minute shift there, as I recall on Friday. 17 and a half for six times my money. That was kind of a last minute shift there, as I recall on Friday.

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